Post by noiseninja on Dec 17, 2014 21:03:18 GMT -5
Hello
This is how I imagine the world will end:
I foresee a gigantic metaphorical fart escape the odd abomination the semi sentinel creature the collective conscious of the largely ignorant masses form, followed by a mass psychotic cacophonous girly equally nervous and naughty giggle, followed by the surprised and embarrassed look on it's face when it realizes it pooped it's own pants and in that exact same moment it will slip in the banana peal from a banana it just ate moments before it farted.
This most probably will result God to clap in his hands and immediately after drill a large hole in his own skull, dig out his brain with a spoon, and while eating it, exclaiming:
"Never did something so stupid taste this good!"
Ultimately the earth will split in half and Satan, who live in it's midst, will rise victorious and invite everyone to a giant barbecue party on his swastika formed grill.
Anyway have a listen to my newest digital release on bandcamp: Jacob Læby - Room Full of Mirrors
Or my slightly older, slightly less serious, release with a solo project called Flystyrt, which means Plain Crash in English (You will probably miss out on something though since the recited poems are in Danish): Flystyrt - Flystyrt
This is how I imagine the world will end:
I foresee a gigantic metaphorical fart escape the odd abomination the semi sentinel creature the collective conscious of the largely ignorant masses form, followed by a mass psychotic cacophonous girly equally nervous and naughty giggle, followed by the surprised and embarrassed look on it's face when it realizes it pooped it's own pants and in that exact same moment it will slip in the banana peal from a banana it just ate moments before it farted.
This most probably will result God to clap in his hands and immediately after drill a large hole in his own skull, dig out his brain with a spoon, and while eating it, exclaiming:
"Never did something so stupid taste this good!"
Ultimately the earth will split in half and Satan, who live in it's midst, will rise victorious and invite everyone to a giant barbecue party on his swastika formed grill.
Anyway have a listen to my newest digital release on bandcamp: Jacob Læby - Room Full of Mirrors
Or my slightly older, slightly less serious, release with a solo project called Flystyrt, which means Plain Crash in English (You will probably miss out on something though since the recited poems are in Danish): Flystyrt - Flystyrt